mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces

(Source: my-body-not-yours)

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

saltandtorchit:

agentscully:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO GET EVERYONE TO START WATCHING MY SHOWS]

[AGGRESSIVELY BECOMES OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SHOW WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY DOES START WATCHING IT]

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

(Source: jaclcfrost)

projects at the end of the school year

(Source: otterboxes)

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together